Wedding Night

A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. On their wedding night, she lies under the covers naked as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring, I know this you firs time and you flighten but I plomise you I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want."

She replies. "I wanna numma 69

"He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You wanna beef with boccoli?"