A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. On their wedding night, she lies
under the covers naked as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to
be reassuring.
"My darring, I know this you firs time and you flighten but I plomise you I give
you anyting you want, I do anyting you want."
She replies. "I wanna numma 69
"He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You wanna beef with
boccoli?"
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