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One day two old ladies were standing outside the
nursing home
casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started
to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, cut
off the tip, and slipped it over her cigarette.
The other lady asked, "What's that
for?"
The first replied, "It's to keep my
cigarette dry when I'm outside
smoking and it starts to rain."
The second lady said, "That's a pretty
crafty idea."
The following day the old lady went to the
drugstore to get some
condoms. She walked in and told the clerk, "I'd like some condoms
please."
The clerk looked at the old lady, rather
baffled at why she would
need condoms. However, he asked, "What brand would you like,
Madam?"
The old lady smiled and replied, "I
don't care what brand you give
me, as long as it fits a Camel."
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